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Oh, come on, coffee. Just brew already. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Drip! DRIP, I HAVE TO GO!

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Oh, come on, train. Come on. Where’s the train? Let me see those headlights. Come on. JUST COME ON!

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Go, you freaking train. Why have you stopped? Just go. Go. My stop’s right there. Go, damn it! Go, go, go, go, go.

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Open the doors. Open the doors. Seriously, we’re in the station, we’re just sitting here, OPEN THE DOORS, I’M ABOUT TO FREAK OUT, I CAN’T BREATHE IN THIS FREAKING TRAIN! OPEN!!!!

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Come on, people. Walk. Walk like you mean it, or get the hell out of my way. Seriously, have you never moved forward before in your life?? Is this some sort of novel concept to you? You’re here, you want to go there. So, just GO there. GET OUT OF MY WAY, DAMN IT! MOVE!

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Come on, elevator. Oh, come on! Now, go! GO!

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Come on, computer. Boot up. Boot up. Boot up, boot up, boot up, boot up, boot up, boot up. God!

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Come on, coworker. Just tell me what you want me to DO, okay? Just spit it out. Yes, yes, yes, what do you want me to DO? Cut to the chase. Okay, okay, I get it now! I know what you want, so STOP TALKING. Shut up, go away, shut up, go away!

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Come on, lady. You know I’m sitting in here waiting for you to leave. I can’t shit until this bathroom is empty. Your hair looks fine, wash your hands and get out! Just GO already, because I have to GO, and if you do not GO before someone else COMES, I cannot GO, so why don’t you GO??!!

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Oh, come on, elevator.

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Come on, people. Just hand the man a five. No, you don’t have exact change. Don’t hunt for it! Oh, fine. Okay, you’re done, you’re done, you’re done – don’t stand there fiddling with your purse, just take your freaking sandwich and blow!

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Elevator. I hate you.

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Come on, spreadsheet, download. DOWNLOAD!!! Okay, here we– No, no, NO! I didn’t mean to click that link, it was an accident, don’t refresh! Oh, my sweet Lord. Well, then refresh, dammit, hurry up.

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Come on, five o’clock. Come. On. Already.

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I despise you to the depths of my being, elevator.

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MOVE IT, PEOPLE!

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WHERE THE HELL’S THE TRAIN?

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MOVE IT, YOU FREAKING TRAIN!

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I’M GOING TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Come on, death. Just hurry up and get here.